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......there's beer and football too! Happy Birthday!
YEP! (picture of naked woman showing her breasts) Happy Birthday!
...from the INSIDE! Happy Birthday!
...when you tackle all those candles on your cake! (image) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
...but its all now in LOOSE CHANGE!! (image of woman from front page with he naked breasts hanging low)
...let HIM do the rest! (arrow pointing from the HIM to a large image of a man in jeans only) Happy Birthday!
......the drinking woman's man! (Image of a rather large man with a beer belly showing, on inside of card under caption above).
........because you won' go blind if you play golf too much by yourself! Happy Birthday!
.......and if while looking that'sthe ONLY thing that's long and hard, then you really ARE getting old! Happy Birthday!
...lots anf lots of 'A PENIS!' [large picture of the lower region of a male, with hand covering private areas] Happy Birthday!
...Birthday cards should be 'OBSENE and not heard!' Happy Birthday! (large picture of a blonde female model with shorts only on)
....... Fire Truck.... (pictur of a fire engine) .....to help you put out all those candles on your cake!
Front: Birthday Girl... This card comes with a complementary drink! Inside: (cut out winge glass stuck in card with speech bubble reading:) You look FANTASTIC! ...I love that dress you're wearing!..
...That's when their CHESTS fall down to their DRAWERS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (Inside is the same woman on the outside, looking at her reflection, no longer wearing her bra, with quite literally, her chest 'falling down' to her drawers.)
....You can STILL: get a hard on AFTER 8 pints! keep 3 birds on the go at the SAME time! drink 15 pints and find your way home! eat a Vindaloo WITHOUT your farts following through! sleep the whole night WITHOUT having to pee! shag a WHOLE flock of sheep! remember to pull down your fly BEFORE you pee! remember whos Birthday it is TODAY! Happy Birthday!
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