Adult Humour Birthday Cards
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Occasion |
Message |
Type |
Occasion |
Message |
Type |
Detailed View | ......keep it up!
| Adult Humour |
Detailed View |
Happy Birthday!
| Adult Humour |
Detailed View |
Happy Birthday!
| Adult Humour |
Detailed View |
Happy Birthday!
| Adult Humour |
Detailed View |
Blank inside - for your own message. | Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ......there's beer and
football too!
Happy Birthday! | Adult Humour |
Detailed View | YEP!
(picture of naked woman showing her breasts)
Happy Birthday! | Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ...from the
INSIDE!
Happy Birthday!
| Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ...when you tackle all those
candles on your cake!
(image)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! | Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ...let HIM do the rest!
(arrow pointing from the HIM to a large image of a man in jeans only)
Happy Birthday! | Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ...but its all now in
LOOSE CHANGE!!
(image of woman from front page with he naked breasts hanging low) | Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ........because you won' go blind if you play golf too much by yourself!
Happy Birthday!
| Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ...lots anf lots of 'A PENIS!'
[large picture of the lower region of a male, with hand covering private areas]
Happy Birthday! | Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ......the drinking woman's man!
(Image of a rather large man with a beer belly showing, on inside of card under caption above).
| Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ...Birthday cards should be 'OBSENE and not heard!'
Happy Birthday!
(large picture of a blonde female model with shorts only on) | Adult Humour |
Detailed View | Front: Birthday Girl...
This card comes with a
complementary drink!
Inside: (cut out winge glass stuck in card with speech bubble reading:) You look FANTASTIC! ...I love that dress you're wearing!..
| Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ...That's when their
CHESTS
fall down to their
DRAWERS!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(Inside is the same woman on the outside, looking at her reflection, no longer wearing her bra, with quite literally, her chest 'falling down' to her drawers.)
| Adult Humour |
Detailed View | ....You can STILL:
get a hard on AFTER 8 pints!
keep 3 birds on the go at the SAME time!
drink 15 pints and find your way home!
eat a Vindaloo WITHOUT your farts following through!
sleep the whole night WITHOUT having to pee!
shag a WHOLE flock of sheep!
remember to pull down your fly BEFORE you pee!
remember whos Birthday it is TODAY!
Happy Birthday!
| Adult Humour |