Humorous Birthday Cards

Humorous

.....Happy Birthday!!

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I'll tell you later!

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Humorous

Have a great
Birthday

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Humorous

Blank - for your own message.

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Blank - for your own message.

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Humorous

.....WELL!

So have a GREAT Birthday!

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TOTALLY
KNACKERED!

Happy Birthday!

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Humorous

...Wonder
where all
the years
have gone!

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.......It's
all
downhill
from
here!

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.....and start
relying
on them
instead...!

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..............candle wax!!!

Aaarrrhhhh!!

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.....others let out a little wine!!

Cheers! and have a great birthday!

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Humorous

.....but enough
about
your
sex
life!

Happy Birthday!

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...................The secret to enjoying life is

GOOD FOOD, GOOD WINE, GOOD FUN AND CHOCOLATE!

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...... You didn't
have any
in the
first place!

Happy Birthday!

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...and a spade
to bury the B**tards!

(Next, is a picture of a spade and some mud)

Happy Birthday

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Humorous

BANG HEAD HERE.....

(picture of red target with the words "stress reliever"

Oh, and have a Great Birthday!

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.....younger is when you go out
and paint the town red-

older is when you stay in
and paint your nails red!

Happy Birthday!

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(Picture on inside of card is same man relaxing in front of TV drinking cans and watching football)


.....and there are
OTHER
advantages too!

Happy Birthday!

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......about six double
vodkas!


Before                      After

Have a great birthday!

(Picture of nerd (before) and stud (after) on inside of card.

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...of what too much drinking
and partying can do to
the human body!

(image of man with massive beer belly hanging out and him resting his beer can on it)

only joking!..

Have a Great Birthday!

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...so heres 10 instead...
....you're kind,
...you're considerate.
...you're charming,
...you're caring,
...you're witty,
...you're talented,
...you're fantastic,
...you're wonderful,
...you're amusing,
...you're smart!

Happy Birthday!

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